how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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