so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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