She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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