So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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