drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You are a genius and a whore.
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