butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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