he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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