My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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