going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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