It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
