Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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