I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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