Me too!
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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