You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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