why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
two words: eviction party
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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