he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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