Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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