He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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