Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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