Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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