And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
the liver wants what the liver wants
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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