with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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