do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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