would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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