M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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