so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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