If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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