She's JV to your varsity
Please, let me fuck your mom
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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