i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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