Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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