Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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