didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It's just like the Real World with babies
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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