she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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