I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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