Me too!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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