Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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