im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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