He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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