your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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