I got her a Nickelback box set.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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