Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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