i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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