The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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