i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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