I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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