I wish I only lived at night.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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