Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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