No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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