We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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