i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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