i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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