and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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