we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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